Medical Miracles

A nurse who was trained in Japan
Lifts men by their pricks to the can
It's a trick of jiu-jitsu
And either it shits you
Or makes you feel more like a man!
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Olympic Gold

Since it's the Olympics how could I not write a limerick or two?
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A gymnast who hails from Beijing
Has a twat that can whistle and sing
She caused quite a scene
In her "floor ex" routine
But it still was a "Gold Medal" thing.
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I know a young fellow named Locke
Who did the pole vault with his cock
He got lots of lift
And a minimum drift
But gave all the judges a shock
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