It's Relative

Bow-legged Samantha McGuzzin
Just married her knock-kneed young cousin
The sages all say
That love finds a way
But for Sam and Samantha it doesn't

This One's A Real Monster

I heard that poor old King Kong
Could not find a match for his dong
Til a friendly giraffe
Quaffed his yard-and-a-half
And ecstatically burst into song

A Random Act of Limerick-ing

A lady I know named St. Cyr
Has a bit revolting and queer
I said to her "Mabel,
Get up off the table!
Those quarters are there for the beer!"
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Ah for the days when beer really was a quarter!