Veggie Tales

Just made this up today. Honestly I don't know why...
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There was a young lady named Barrett
Who lived in a tiny old garret
With no room for a beau
She was lonely and so
She pleasured herself with a carrot
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An Italian, one Marco Bellini
Once fucked himself with a zucchini
Then--just for spite--
At dinner that night
He cooked it and served it. The meanie!

Abuse Of The Clergy PART DEUX

Said the Priest to Miss Brigit McLennon
"Sure a kiss of your twat isn't sinnin'."
And he stuck to his story
Til he tasted the gory
And menstreuous state she was then in.
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There was a young lady of Devon
Who was raped in a garden by seven
High Anglican Priests--
the lascivious beasts--
Of such is the Kingdom of Heaven.
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There was a young prelate named Swope
Who wanted to bugger the Pope
To destroy the division
Between Lust and Religion
(And on the side get an Archbishop's Cope.)
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A fellow who studied at Trinity
Shattered his sister's virginity
Buggered his brother
Had twins with his Mother
And took honors at the School of Divinity.