Honest Injun

OK, I know it's hardly politically correct but how many words rhyme with Native American. In any case, here is a limerick tribute to the indigenous peoples of North America...
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Ethnologists up with the Sioux
Wired home for two punts, one canoe.
The answer next day
Said GIRLS ON THE WAY.
BUT WHAT IN THE HELL'S A PANOE?
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An indian squaw up in Wohunt
Had a famos collapseable cunt
It had varied used
Produced no papooses
But fitted both giant and runt.
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I wrote these next two with the help of my lady Robyn--mainly just to see if I could.
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An Indian maid, a Comanche
When she comes she screams just like a banshee
But during a boff
Her clitoris fell off
Now the question ain't will she but can she?
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A virginal brave of the Navajo
Decided at pussy to have a go
Then he said with a leer
"Well I guess I'm a queer
For the sight and the smell just disgust me so."

How RUDE!

There was a young fellow of Parma
Who was solemnly screwing his charmer.
Said his damsel demure
"You'll excuse me, I'm sure
But I must say you fuck like a farmer!"
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There was a young girl of Berlin
Who was fucked by an elderly Finn
Though he diddled his best
And fucked her with zest,
She kept saying, "hey Pop! Is it in?"
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There was a young lady of Dover
Who's passion was such that it drove her
To cry when you came
"Oh dear! What a shame"
"I suppose we shall have to start over!"
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Spent The Weekend With The In-Laws...

... and I got so bored I decided to compose limericks for the entire family. NOTE TO IN-LAWS" these limericks are based on your names only. It is in no way intended to be a negative comment on you or inidicate anything remotely truthful about your family. I just wanted to see if I could do it.
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Use the French pronounciation of the first name to make it work.
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A certain old man named Robert
Is covered in black curly hair
When I saw the man nude
I shot the poor dude
I mistook him, I fear, for a bear.
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An Arabic Princess named Wendy
Has a body that's curvy and bend-y
Sheiks and Fedayin
Think the girl's really keen.
Try her! You'll like her, effemdi.
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A proper young lady named Charolotte
Was seduced by some wicked old varlet
He gave her a quid
For the things that he did
Now everyone calls her a harlot.
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A sweet Sourthern peach called Miss Lauren
Decided one day to go whorin'
She said with a smile
"I did it a while"
"But quit it. It really was borin'."