Honest Injun

OK, I know it's hardly politically correct but how many words rhyme with Native American. In any case, here is a limerick tribute to the indigenous peoples of North America...
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Ethnologists up with the Sioux
Wired home for two punts, one canoe.
The answer next day
Said GIRLS ON THE WAY.
BUT WHAT IN THE HELL'S A PANOE?
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An indian squaw up in Wohunt
Had a famos collapseable cunt
It had varied used
Produced no papooses
But fitted both giant and runt.
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I wrote these next two with the help of my lady Robyn--mainly just to see if I could.
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An Indian maid, a Comanche
When she comes she screams just like a banshee
But during a boff
Her clitoris fell off
Now the question ain't will she but can she?
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A virginal brave of the Navajo
Decided at pussy to have a go
Then he said with a leer
"Well I guess I'm a queer
For the sight and the smell just disgust me so."