... and I got so bored I decided to compose limericks for the entire family. NOTE TO IN-LAWS" these limericks are based on your names only. It is in no way intended to be a negative comment on you or inidicate anything remotely truthful about your family. I just wanted to see if I could do it.
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Use the French pronounciation of the first name to make it work.
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A certain old man named Robert
Is covered in black curly hair
When I saw the man nude
I shot the poor dude
I mistook him, I fear, for a bear.
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An Arabic Princess named Wendy
Has a body that's curvy and bend-y
Sheiks and Fedayin
Think the girl's really keen.
Try her! You'll like her, effemdi.
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A proper young lady named Charolotte
Was seduced by some wicked old varlet
He gave her a quid
For the things that he did
Now everyone calls her a harlot.
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A sweet Sourthern peach called Miss Lauren
Decided one day to go whorin'
She said with a smile
"I did it a while"
"But quit it. It really was borin'."
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