We Made This One At The Breakfast Table This Morning

I'm not really sure what caused Robyn and I to come up with this one but we did.
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There was a young fellow of Leeds
Who swallowed a package of seeds
He waited a bit
Then found in his shit
An abundance of flowers and weeds

This One is Completely Gross

There was an old man of Bubungee
Who's balls were all covered in fungi.
One day at lunch
He broke off a bunch
And said "take this and divide it among ye."

Blame "Pushing Daisies" For This One

The October 8th episode of Pushing Daisies featured the first two lines of a limerick. They didn't finish it--for obvious reasons so it was left up to me to complet the work. So here it is...
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There was a young man named von Dinas
Who reportedly had a HUGE penis
But the sight of his prick
Made everyone sick.
He had several diseases of Venus.