How RUDE!

There was a young fellow of Parma
Who was solemnly screwing his charmer.
Said his damsel demure
"You'll excuse me, I'm sure
But I must say you fuck like a farmer!"
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There was a young girl of Berlin
Who was fucked by an elderly Finn
Though he diddled his best
And fucked her with zest,
She kept saying, "hey Pop! Is it in?"
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There was a young lady of Dover
Who's passion was such that it drove her
To cry when you came
"Oh dear! What a shame"
"I suppose we shall have to start over!"
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