Tales of Nantucket

Here are a pair of Limericks featuring the lovely little island of Nantucket. The first is quite famous--but I've included all three verses so you can have the "whole" story. The other is, of course, dirty.
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There was an old man of Nantucket
Who kept all his cash in a bucket
His daughter named Nan,
Ran away with a man.
And as for the bucket, Nantucket!
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So he followed the pair to Pawtucket
(Nan and the man with the bucket.)
He said to the man
"You are welcome to Nan!"
But as for the bucket, Pawtucket.
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Then the pair followed Pa to Manhaset
Where he still held the cash as an asset
But Nan and the man
Stole the money and ran
And as for the bucket, Manhaset!
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And now the dirty version. (Come on--that's why you read this blog!)
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There was an old man of Nantucket
Who's dick was so long he could suck it
Said the man with a grin
As he wiped off his chine
"If my nose was a cunt I could fuck it."