Diseased

I know a young fellow--a Banker
Who got Bubos, Pox, Syph and a chanker
He got all the four
From a nasty old whore
So he wrote her a letter to thank her.
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There was an old man of North Ipswich
Who had syphalis, pox and an itch
His name was McNabb
And he also had crabs
That dirty old son-of-a-bitch
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A fellow from old Istambul
Discovered red spots on his tool
His doctor, a cynic
said "please leave the clinic
"And wipe off the lipstick you fool!"
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A Norwegian whose name was Canute
Was troubled by warts on his root
Her poured acid on those
And wherever he goes
He can now play his cock like a flute