Abuse Of The Clergy PART DEUX

Said the Priest to Miss Brigit McLennon
"Sure a kiss of your twat isn't sinnin'."
And he stuck to his story
Til he tasted the gory
And menstreuous state she was then in.
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There was a young lady of Devon
Who was raped in a garden by seven
High Anglican Priests--
the lascivious beasts--
Of such is the Kingdom of Heaven.
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There was a young prelate named Swope
Who wanted to bugger the Pope
To destroy the division
Between Lust and Religion
(And on the side get an Archbishop's Cope.)
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A fellow who studied at Trinity
Shattered his sister's virginity
Buggered his brother
Had twins with his Mother
And took honors at the School of Divinity.