Veggie Tales

Just made this up today. Honestly I don't know why...
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There was a young lady named Barrett
Who lived in a tiny old garret
With no room for a beau
She was lonely and so
She pleasured herself with a carrot
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An Italian, one Marco Bellini
Once fucked himself with a zucchini
Then--just for spite--
At dinner that night
He cooked it and served it. The meanie!