I just got back from vacation and in additon to a bunch of photographs I came back to with a pair of new limericks. The first came to me when I was in Portland Oregon and our tour guide told us about a place called Voodoo Donuts. (She's obsessed with them it seems.) In addition to being able to buy doughnuts covered in Oreos, Cheerios and Fruit loops (not to mention bacon-topped Maple Bars) you can special order doughnuts in the shape of body parts. This news inspired me to write the lines below. (NOTE: our Guide's name is deliberately misspelled lest someone do an Internet Search: the limerick is a product of my own fevered imagination.)
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Our Tour Guide--dear Miss Megun Fryttz
Wanted Donuts in the shape of huge tits.
She bought some last fall
Twelve dozen in all
But the price nearly gave her the fits!
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The next one came to me while we were sitting in the San Francisco Airport waiting for a delayed flight. A flight for Austin Texas was boarding while we were waiting and I came up with this little gem...
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A fellow who came in from Austin
Took a really small plane bound for Boston
It had room for his ass
And five gallons of gas
But his balls hung below and he lost 'em.
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