Body Oddities

There was a young lady named Tweak
Who taught her vagina to speak
It was frequently liable
To quote from the Bible
But when fucking--not even a squeak!
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A certain young man in Hong Kong
Is posessed of a trifcurcate dong
A short one for sucking
A big one for fucking
And a honey for beating a gong.
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There was a young fellow named Kent
With a prick so long that it bent
So to save himself trouble
He bent the thing double
And instead of coming--he went.
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A certain young lady named Heather
Has a twitcher that's made of of leather
So attracts all the boys
By making a noise
By rubbing her cunt-lips together.
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There was a young man from Madras
Whose balls were constructed of brass
When they clanged together
They played Stormy Weather
And lighting shot out of his ass
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There was a young lady named Dinah
With a really amazing vagina
She can twist it around
Like the cunts that are found
In Japan and Manchukou and China*
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*it was a long-standing (if incorrect) belief that Asian women had horizontal vaginas--and men had corckscrew penises.