Thursday, July 17, 2008

Dangerous Toys

Nymphomaniacal Alice
Used a dynamite stick for a phallus.
They found her vagina
In North Carolina
And her ass in a suburb of Dallas.
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There was a young lady named Crew-Pitt
Who recently did something stupid.
When her lover had spent
She douched with cement
And gave birth to a statue of Cupid.
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