"Ass"tonishing Tails: a Hole of a Different Color

For you listening and dancing pleasure here are a few "tails" from the "dark" side...
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There was a young fellow of Brighton
Who said to his trull, "you're a tight one!"
She replied, "'pon my soul
You're in the wrong hole!
There's plenty of room in the right one!"
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There was a young lad from Australia
Who painted his ass like a Dahlia
The drawing was fine
The color--divine!
The odor? Well that was a failure!
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There was a young fellow of Myence
Who fucked his own ass in defiance
Not only of habit
And moreals, but damnit!
Most of the known laws of science!
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Some time when you're drunk on Dutch Bols
Try reversing the usual roles
The backward position
Is fine for coition
And offers the choice of two holes!
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There was a young girl of Cape Cod
Who dreamt she'd been buggered by God
But it wasn't Jehovah
Who turned the girl over
It was Roger, the lodger--the sod!