Middle-Eastern Madness

This first limerick isn't at all dirty but it's one of the first limericks I ever learned so I thought I'd share it...
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There was a young boy of Bagdahd
An inquisitive sort of a lad.
He said "I shall see
If a sting has a bee."
And he very soon found that it had!
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Now for the dirty limericks you tuned in for...
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The Sultan of old Istambul
Had a vericose vein in his tool.
It evoked joyous grunts
From his harem of cunts
But his boys suffered pain at the stool.
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A wonderful tribe are the Persians
Who practice delightful diversions
They fuck every day
In the regular way
And save up the nights for perversions!
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There was an eccentric from Mecca
Who purchased a record from Decca
He spun the thing on his thumb
(These eccentrics are dumb!)
And needled the disk with his pecca!
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I just made these two up...
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An Arabic lass from Iraq
Likes soldiers to visit her shack
Our boys or Iraqui
Staight, kinky or wacky
They love her and keep coming back!
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Three virgins who hail from Danmascus
Say "we'd put out but nobody will ask us!"
The ladies said "please
We're down on our knees
And beggin for someone to crack us!"
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