Limericks from India

I know of a lass from Madras
With a really magnificent ass!
It's not rounded and pink
As you probably think.
It's gray, has long ears and eats grass!
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And here's another one from Madras . . .
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There was a young man from Madras
Whose balls were constructed of brass
When they clanged together
They played Stormy Weather
And lightning shot out of his ass!
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An oldster who hailed from Calcutta,
Exclaimed while preparing to futter.
"If her Bartholin Glands
Won't respond to my hands,
I suppose I shall have to use butter!"
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There was a young man from Rangoon
Who farted into a balloon.
The thing flew so high
That it stuck in the sky
And stank out the man in the moon!
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Oh, and, yes I DO know that Rangoon is not in India--but at least it's close...
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