Random Dirty Limericks

A pansy who liived in Khartoum
Took a lesbian up to his room
And they argued all night
Over who had the right
To do what, and with which, tom whom.
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I know a young fellow named Kevin
Who sends all his lovers to heaven.
But none of them speak
Of his style or rechnique
For he kills them all. Film at eleven!
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Said Lady Vanessa O'Shay
"My it's been a VERY full day!"
I've had three cherry tarts,
At least twenty farts,
Two shits and a bloody fine lay!"
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