Animal Adventures

There was a young man from Woods Hole
Who had an affair with a mole.
Though a bit of a nancy
He did like to fancy
Himself in the dominant role!
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I've heard of a lass named Priscilla
Who flavored her cunt with vanilla.
And the taste was so fine
Men and beasts stood in line
Including a stud armadilla!
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There was a young lady of Wohl's Hill
Who sat herself down on a moles hill
The resident mole
Stuck his head up her hole
The lady's OK but the mole's ill.
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A farmer, one Edward McGill
Whose deeds grew excedeingly ill
His many bad habits
Involved bunny rabbits
And a bird with a flexible bill
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