For the June Bride

There once was a bride of North Liecester
Whose mother she kissed and she blessed her.
And she said "your in luck
He's a stunning good fuck!
For I've had 'im meself down in Chester!"
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There was a young bride of Hong Kong
Who said to her coolie "it's wrong
To claim my vagina's
The largest in China
Because of your poor little dong!"
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There was a young bride of St. Cyr
With a habit revolting and queer.
Her husband said "Mabel
Please get off the table
Those quarters are there for the beer!"