Working Men

A builder whose name is John Rawls
Fell asleep in his old overalls
And when he woke up he
Discovered a puppy
Had bitten off both of his balls.
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A studly young plumber named Lee
Was plumbing a lass by the sea
Said teh lass "stop your plumbing
I hear someone coming!"
Said the plumber, still plumbing, "it's me!"
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Did you know that Vanessa McKay
Seduced a young farmer one day?
She said to the ploughman
"My God, do it now man!
Don't wait for your hair to turn gray!"
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