Royal Treats

Did you know that the Duchess of Kent
Has a twat that's so gnarled and bent
The lady did stammer
"'Twould take a sledgehammer
To pound a man into my vent!"
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I've heard that the Queen of Svoboda
Has built an amazing pagoda
She lined the four walls
With the skin from the balls
And the tools of the fools who bestrode her.
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Thank God for the Duchess of Glouster
She obliges all that acost her
She welcomes the prick
Of Tom, Harry or Dick
Or Baldwin--or even Lord Astor.
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And now a triple limerick to finish off the post...
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First up spoke the young King of Spain
Who said "I find fucking a pain
But I think that to frig
Is not infra dig
So I do it again and again
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Then up spoke the King of Siam
"For pussy I don't give a damn
But nothing compares
To the velvety hairs
On the butt-like-a-peach on a man!"
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At least quoth the Bey of Algeirs
To a chorus of loud and long cheers
"Call the deed what you will
It still gives me a thrill
Because fucking IS fucking my dears!"