Love For Sale

There was an old harlot named Lou
Who filled up her twitcher with glue
Said the gal with a grin
"if they pay to get in
They'll pay to get out of it too!"
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I know a young fellow, a Banker,
Who got Bubos, Px, Syph and a Canker,
He got all the four
From a nasty old whore
So he wrote her a le4tter to thank her.
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There was a young lady in Reno
Who lost all her dough playing Keno
So she lay on her back
And opened her crack
And now the girl owns the Casino.
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There was an old trollop in Nome
Tired out from her toes to her dome
Seven miners came screwing
Sh said, "nothing doing!
One of you has to go home!"